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What is a Plagiarist ?

 

Michel Foucault

This would-be Author-killer pseudo-philosophically questioned,
“What is an Author?”

 

. . . the leading [French] poststructuralists were cunning hypocrites whose tortured syntax and encrustations of jargon concealed the moral culpability of their and their parents' generations in Nazi France.

Camille Paglia in reference to comments by D.H. Hirsch

New Journal Release--Plagiary--Call for Papers

 

The Death of the Author! D’oh! —What is an Author ?

French theorists and other deconstructionists have tried to undermine the very idea of an Author, such assertions having been used in recent years to underpin arguments which suggest that the construct of plagiarism itself might be a rather tenuous one, a relic of imperialism, an outdated cultural imposition, and merely a recent concept of the modern age. Such arguments seem to lack substance. We know what constitutes authorship, and we can easily recognize that plagiarism constitutes a violation of an author and his or her textual creations. It doesn’t take a scholar to tell us whether certain chunks of language have been stolen from someone else. In fact, certain modern scholars have been known to be rather uncooperative and even hesitant in pointing out plagiarism for what it is. Plagiarism is theft, plain and simple.

Instead of asking the question, “What is an Author ?” as did Michel Foucault, it might be better to ask the very simple question, “What is a Plagiarist ?” As for Roland Barthes’ assertion in the same vein that “The Death of the Author” has occurred, it seems that both Foucault and Barthes' contempt for the Author was expressed in some rather plagiaristic utterances, a parroting of the Nietschean "God is dead" assertion.[1] The sort of un-original assertion which might be expected from a Plagiarazzi collaborator. After all, a plagiarist--so often with the help of collaborators and sympathizers--steals the very livelihood of a text’s real author, thus relegating that author to obscurity for as long as the plagiarist’s name usurps a text, rather than the author being recognized as the text's originator. Plagiarism of an author condemns that author to death as a text’s rightfully acknowledged creator . . . On then to a more relevant question at hand, “What is a Plagiarist ?”





"What is a Plagiarist?"



What is a Plagiarist ?

A Plagiarist sucks the lifeblood right out of a text for his own selfish nourishment. He cares not that the life of the Author is forfeited through his bloodthirsty textual savagery-ravagery and asserts blasphemously that a text has somehow attained “the right to kill, to become the murderer of its author”. [2] The Plagiarist siphons off the life giving crimson fluid as ink for his own pen, without a thought for either the Author, or for the Reader. And he splashes this stolen red ink freely on the pages of his own textual plagiarations. To the Plagiarist, the words are there for the taking. After all, whose words are they really anyway? Who can rightfully claim ownership of the discourse that characterizes human communication? The Plagiarist justifies his plagiarisms through pseudo-philosophizations and self-justifications as he happily helps himself to your blood, my blood—anybody’s blood, as long as that red ink remains life-givingly fluid, un-encrusted, as yet un-congealed. A Plagiarist is a textual vampire . . .

 

TEXT.. TEXT..TEXT..TEXT


A Plagiarist is a murderer! The murderer of the Author ! For his own survival’s sake, he must cover up the fact of this murder, for once discovered his own doom is sure. Like an Author—but not really—the Plagiarist seeks to attain the immortality that accompanies authorship, yet instead of ever reaching a position of author-ity . . .

 

A plagiarist is . . .



a counter-intelligence agent !

an assassin !

a thief!

a textual transgressor!

a deviant from textual norms!

a kidnapper!

a textual molestation defendant!

a replicant!

a textual Viking!

an Author-murderer!

a language felon!

a Texterminator!

a textual re-incarnation specialist!

a textual Vampire!

a death-row convict!


a textual terrorist!



a potential Textual Taliban recruit!

a cockroach of scholarly discourse!

a repeat offender ! (in many cases)

untruthful!

guilty because he didn't try to expand the radius of his circle!

a strolling bones specimen!

Very bad. B--b-b-b-b-b-baaaaaaad. Bad to the bone!

wearing the wrong trousers! (i.e. somebody else's texto-trousers)


someone whose ideas are essentially generated by Internet search engines


a postmodern regionalist


an inadvertent mingler


in da club


a cross-promo specialist


What a jerk. We have pulled the links . . .



The death of the Plagiarist draws near . . .

 

 

What is a Plagiarist? Cartoon Version. Trolling Cartoonist-Manipulator Lifts Answers to Question,

Cartoon Rage Follows

"I wish I were a Plagiarist!" [3]



Never heard of Nemi before the above was apparently swiped from a "Nemi" cartoon by a trolling cartoonist?? See Lise Myhre's http://www.nemi.tk/ They took my work too!! My answers to "What is a Plagiarist?" and plunked them right into the above cartoon template! See my critique/analysis of this below in footnote below with a lesson on the use of the subjunctive mood. See also my "Cartoon Rage" analysis of what seems to be a bizarre "Aha! gotcha!" attempt--a rather crude attempt in my view.

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Notes

1. Please notice the choice of terminology here. The anti-theological activities which Barthes and Foucault celebrated and hoped to to inspire were pre-dated by the Nietschean "God is dead" assertion. Saying that the Author had died, as a close reading of Barthes and Foucault will reveal, was the equivalent of the well-known "God is dead" proclamation. Although this repetition by Barthes and Foucault might seem to be a "rather plagiaristic utterance", most readers of these French semioticians would understand the allusion to this previous use of the death metaphor in reference to God. In this sense, Barthes and Foucault were mere parrots as opposed to plagiarists, and this poststructuralist duo is featured on this website not because they are counted among the "Famous Plagiarists", but because of the wide influence which their works have had on scholarly discussions of authorship.

2. Foucault, M. "What is an Author?" 1986: 140.

3. Found this cartoon on an Internet blog/discussion forum. Curiously, the image was titled "Troll002". If I can remember exactly where I found this, I'll link to this blog troll which references "Famous Plagiarists". They must have liked my answers to "What is a Plagiarist?" ! ! ! Found it. This was on a discussion forum at http://s7.invisionfree.com/n3ta/index.php?showtopic=4282 and the actual image URL for "TROLL002.gif" is http://davidguy.brinkster.net/goaste/pictures/nemi/TROLL002.gif

Maybe it's just the old English teacher in me coming out, but that last line should properly read "I wish I were a plagiarist" in the subjunctive mood. Not that folks seem to care much about proper use of the subjunctive mood anymore . . . the English language deteriorates even further. Or is it not possible for a language to "deteriorate" as some linguists would have us believe. Language changes, to be sure. Are such changes always for the better? I don't think so, but that's just another of my "old-fashioned" views coming out I guess, kind of like the "old-fashioned" view that plagiarism is still a wrong thing to do (i.e. "Plagiarism is an old-fashioned concept, and not always as straightforward as it might appear." Julia M. Klein in "Plagiarism and Other Unoriginal Sins." Chronicle of Higher Education. November 11, 2005). For being such an "old-fashioned concept", there's been a tremendous amount of interest in the new scholarly journal Plagiary: Cross-Disciplinary Studies in Plagiarism, Fabrication, and Falsification (press coverage in New York Times, Inside Higher Ed, Chronicle of Higher Education, Sunday-Telegraph, Prospect Magazine [the last 2 published in Great Britain], . . . )

As the cartoon above (swiped from both the original cartoonist and myself) correctly indicates, there are certainly benefits to engaging in plagiarism: more time for extra-curricular activities in the case of students; easy quotes for journalists; "stressless scholarship" for politicians-in-training who want to devote time to things more important than learning; a great idea for movie directors or songwriters. What's so old-fashioned about wanting something that belongs to somebody else? Don't we still do quite a bit of this today? Or have greed and laziness gone out the window?

 

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