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Death of the Author! D’oh! —What is an Author
?
French theorists
and other deconstructionists have tried to undermine the very
idea of an Author, such assertions having been used
in recent years to underpin arguments which suggest that the
construct of plagiarism itself might be a rather tenuous one,
a relic of imperialism, an outdated cultural imposition, and
merely a recent concept of the modern age. Such arguments
seem to lack substance. We know what constitutes authorship,
and we can easily recognize that plagiarism constitutes a
violation of an author and his or her textual creations. It
doesn’t take a scholar to tell us whether certain chunks
of language have been stolen from someone else. In fact, certain
modern scholars have been known to be rather uncooperative
and even hesitant in pointing out plagiarism for what it is.
Plagiarism is theft, plain and simple.
Instead
of asking the question, “What is an Author
?” as did Michel Foucault, it might be better
to ask the very simple question, “What is a Plagiarist
?” As for Roland Barthes’ assertion in the same
vein that “The Death of the Author” has occurred,
it seems that both Foucault and Barthes' contempt for the
Author was expressed in some rather plagiaristic utterances,
a parroting of the Nietschean "God
is dead" assertion.[1] The
sort of un-original assertion which might be expected from
a Plagiarazzi collaborator. After all, a plagiarist--so
often with the help of collaborators and sympathizers--steals
the very livelihood of a text’s real author, thus relegating
that author to obscurity for as long as the plagiarist’s
name usurps a text, rather than the author being recognized
as the text's originator. Plagiarism of an author condemns
that author to death as a text’s rightfully acknowledged
creator . . . On then to a more relevant question at hand,
“What is a Plagiarist ?”
"What is a Plagiarist?"
What is a Plagiarist ?
A Plagiarist
sucks the lifeblood right out of a text for his own selfish
nourishment. He cares not that the life of the Author
is forfeited through his bloodthirsty textual savagery-ravagery
and asserts blasphemously that a text has somehow attained
“the right to kill, to become the murderer of its author”.
[2] The Plagiarist
siphons off the life giving crimson fluid as ink for his own
pen, without a thought for either the Author, or for the Reader.
And he splashes this stolen red ink freely on the pages of
his own textual plagiarations. To the Plagiarist,
the words are there for the taking. After all, whose words
are they really anyway? Who can rightfully claim ownership
of the discourse that characterizes human communication? The
Plagiarist justifies his plagiarisms through pseudo-philosophizations
and self-justifications as he happily helps himself to your
blood, my blood—anybody’s blood, as long as that
red ink remains life-givingly fluid, un-encrusted, as yet
un-congealed. A Plagiarist is a textual
vampire . . .
TEXT..
TEXT..TEXT..TEXT

A Plagiarist is a murderer! The murderer of the Author
! For his own survival’s sake, he must cover up the
fact of this murder, for once discovered his own doom is sure.
Like an Author—but not really—the Plagiarist
seeks to attain the immortality that accompanies authorship,
yet instead of ever reaching a position of author-ity . .
.
A
plagiarist is . . .
a counter-intelligence
agent !
an assassin
!
a thief!
a textual
transgressor!
a deviant
from textual norms!
a kidnapper!
a textual
molestation defendant!
a replicant!
a textual
Viking!
an Author-murderer!
a language felon!
a Texterminator!
a textual
re-incarnation specialist!
a textual Vampire!
a death-row convict!
a textual
terrorist!

a potential Textual
Taliban recruit!
a cockroach
of scholarly discourse!
a repeat offender
! (in many cases)
untruthful!
guilty
because he didn't try to expand the radius of his
circle!
a strolling
bones specimen!
Very
bad. B--b-b-b-b-b-baaaaaaad. Bad to the bone!
wearing
the wrong trousers! (i.e. somebody else's texto-trousers)
someone whose
ideas are essentially generated by Internet
search engines
a postmodern
regionalist
an inadvertent
mingler
in
da club
a
cross-promo specialist
What a jerk.
We have pulled the links . . .
The death of the
Plagiarist draws near
. . .
What
is a Plagiarist? Cartoon Version. Trolling Cartoonist-Manipulator
Lifts Answers to Question,
Cartoon
Rage Follows
"I
wish I were a Plagiarist!"
[3]

Never
heard of Nemi before the above was apparently swiped from
a "Nemi" cartoon by a trolling
cartoonist?? See Lise Myhre's http://www.nemi.tk/
They took my work too!! My answers to "What is a Plagiarist?"
and plunked them right into the above cartoon template!
See my critique/analysis of this below in footnote below
with a lesson on the use of the subjunctive mood. See also
my "Cartoon Rage"
analysis of what seems to be a bizarre "Aha! gotcha!"
attempt--a rather crude attempt in my view.
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Notes
1.
Please notice the choice of terminology here. The anti-theological
activities which Barthes and Foucault celebrated and hoped
to to inspire were pre-dated by the Nietschean "God is
dead" assertion. Saying that the Author had died, as
a close reading of Barthes and Foucault will reveal, was the
equivalent of the well-known "God is dead" proclamation.
Although this repetition by Barthes and Foucault might seem
to be a "rather plagiaristic utterance", most readers
of these French semioticians would understand the allusion
to this previous use of the death metaphor in reference to
God. In this sense, Barthes and Foucault were mere parrots
as opposed to plagiarists, and this poststructuralist duo
is featured on this website not because they are counted among
the "Famous Plagiarists", but because of the wide
influence which their works have had on scholarly discussions
of authorship.
2. Foucault, M. "What is an Author?"
1986: 140.
3.
Found this cartoon on an Internet blog/discussion forum. Curiously,
the image was titled "Troll002". If I can remember
exactly where I found this, I'll link to this blog troll which
references "Famous Plagiarists". They must have
liked my answers to "What is a Plagiarist?" ! !
! Found it. This was on a discussion forum
at http://s7.invisionfree.com/n3ta/index.php?showtopic=4282
and the actual image URL for "TROLL002.gif" is http://davidguy.brinkster.net/goaste/pictures/nemi/TROLL002.gif
Maybe it's just
the old English teacher in me coming out, but that last line
should properly read "I wish I were
a plagiarist" in the subjunctive mood. Not that folks
seem to care much about proper use of the subjunctive mood
anymore . . . the English language deteriorates even further.
Or is it not possible for a language to "deteriorate"
as some linguists would have us believe. Language changes,
to be sure. Are such changes always for the better? I don't
think so, but that's just another of my "old-fashioned"
views coming out I guess, kind of like the "old-fashioned"
view that plagiarism is still a wrong thing to do (i.e. "Plagiarism
is an old-fashioned concept, and not always as straightforward
as it might appear." Julia M. Klein in "Plagiarism
and Other Unoriginal Sins." Chronicle of Higher Education.
November 11, 2005). For being such an "old-fashioned
concept", there's been a tremendous amount of interest
in the new scholarly journal Plagiary:
Cross-Disciplinary Studies in Plagiarism, Fabrication, and
Falsification (press coverage in New York Times,
Inside Higher Ed, Chronicle of Higher Education, Sunday-Telegraph,
Prospect Magazine [the last 2 published in Great Britain],
. . . )
As the cartoon
above (swiped from both the original cartoonist and myself)
correctly indicates, there are certainly benefits to engaging
in plagiarism: more time for extra-curricular activities in
the case of students; easy quotes for journalists; "stressless
scholarship" for politicians-in-training who want to
devote time to things more important than learning; a great
idea for movie directors or songwriters. What's so old-fashioned
about wanting something that belongs to somebody else? Don't
we still do quite a bit of this today? Or have greed and laziness
gone out the window?
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